my headache.
tucker will not. stop. eating. everything. he just now pulled one of the placemats off of the kitchen table knocking off the glass that was on it. he's trying to get a plate off the table or something. before that, i discovered too late that he had spent the last 10 minutes chewing the life out of the 1/2 cup measure. needless to say, i hate it. he eats my shoes. he eats the rug. he eats socks. he eats everything on the ground he finds when we go for walks.and the worst thing is, when we were growing up and our dog did something rotten, we threw them outside and didn't let them back inside all day. but if i put tucker out back on the porch, he'll pee out there. again, when our dogs peed inside we yelled at them and threw them outside. but now it's like, "you suck!!" and then i have to spend 5 minutes locating the shoes that he's eaten and hidden, put them on, clean up the mess on the porch, and then get all my shit together to take him out. meanwhile, he's forgotten why he was in trouble so he's excited to be going for a walk and also confused because i keep screaming at him. that's the worst, yelling at him and him wagging is fucking tail. get scared of me!
man, this dog had me and anna fooled. fooled like a couple of suckers.
posted by kate @ 4:34 PM
4 Comments:
awww crap kate!! at least he doesn't poo on you while you are sleeping then you let your hand roll in it and wake up with cat shit on your hand and you say, "I HATE YOU OLIVER!"...errr..."TUCKER!"
i used to work at borders on michigan ave, and that was awesome. NEVER work at the Gap. All the women at the Gap on Mich ave are men,oops, mean. I hated everyone, and felt like I was invited to a party just to be made fun of.
Borders on State street is hot too. love the staff there, esp. the managers.
chin up.
and i hope the dog doesn't get ahold of any really good shoes.
xo,
matthew
aka well dressed librarian
kate, write a new post.
kate, your friends' blogs make me feel bad about my own blog because theirs are way funnier and more creative. and some of them post pictures! woe is me.
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